Calum Hood

Calum from da Hood is no ordinary fella. He is amazingly cute. He may not know exactly know how to be in a relationship but know that he will treet you right. He can always make you laugh even when you think it can't be done. He plays bass so you know what that means ;)

<3

"Is that Calum Hood?"

"Calum from da Hood you mean?? Yeah you want some of that."

by haimynameismorgan May 7, 2013

Calum Hood

Also known as Calum Invisible Hood. Sometimes he doesn't know himself.

sang by calum hood himself, "who am i, who am i? when i don't know myself."

by fuckin idk June 20, 2016

Calum

Calum (ChrisMD) is usually a bit weird mentioning how he wants to kill someone.
A Calum will always fall asleep in class (he doesn’t really care).
Calum will not turn off his console what so ever.
If you piss off Calum or shout at him , his face will go bright red and will do jackshit and slapped by some other Calum.

Mum : Turn that console off
Calum : Fuck off you god damn hoe
Mum *closes door*

by Ruckus14 August 3, 2018

Calum Hood

The extremely talented 15 year old singer/guitarist from aussie band 5 Seconds of Summer.

"What ethnicity is Calum Hood?"

"Nobody knows, but he sure is cute!"

by aybby October 4, 2012

Calum Scott

Human cinnamon roll/singer from the UK

I want to be Calum Scott 's daddy

by NINEnjoyer October 13, 2022

calum rayer

Better than Jake in every way...

Not quite as good as Calum Rayer...

by Nathan Piper October 29, 2017

Calum Hood

A cute nick name for the clit hood that makes it easier to talk about mastubation publicly

"I couldn't finish my work sheet because I hung out with Calum Hood last night"

by Henry jk January 7, 2016