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Colton

He may seem kind of intimidating but he's sweet and kind and thoughtful on the inside. He has a strange sense if humor but still makes you laugh everytime. He's a great friend to have.
Colton has a beautiful smile.
by That weird brown girl January 28, 2019
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Dirty Colton

When you're givin 'er the beans in the back of your '92 mustang, and you beat her over the head with a skateboard and start slapping her ass cheeks like a pair of shitty bongos like you're in a 3 star cuban resort mariachi band.
"Oh fuck boys, I gave Ryan's mom the Dirty Colton in the back of the 'stang last night. Shit was tubular."
by schnapson April 16, 2020
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Colton Leist

Colton Leist is a member of the on-air talent team of the Bubba The Love Sponge radio show based in Tampa Bay, Florida. He is an up and coming host/engineer/producer and is featured on various shows on the Bubba Army Radio internet channel and also on Twitch.tv (TheBubbaArmy). He is also the DJ for the Tampa rap group T Town G’s, performing as DJ Bottom Boy. He plays the role of “the millennial stoner with goals” - a role at which he is a natural. He currently lives with his parents, until his rap career takes off.
Colton Leist is not a cheapskate, he is just very frugal.
by Dean Gallberry March 25, 2019
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Calzone._.zone

Holy fucking shit lois how many times do I have to tell you, I am NOT going to install counter strike global source. FUCK OFF *beats her ass*
Calzone._.zone is just cooler than you are, dipshit *spits on you*
by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021
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Winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Person you want to go away by any means needed.
That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.
by localsirloco March 19, 2010
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colton

really cute and amazing guy hes nice and has beautiful eyes he is really nice and smells good he has nice warm hugs and i love him<3
wow whos that he's cute
oh thats my boyfriend colton back of or i'll cut you
by colton's stalker January 10, 2019
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moist calzone

Is basically an overly wet gross pussy, gots aids. Best way to describe your mom
"I would Fuck Jenny but I heard she has a moist calzone"
by RandyKevincodyconnor May 12, 2015
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