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catatose

When you are paralyzed because you have 1 or more cats in your lap and you can't move for fear of disturbing them.
I can't do the dishes right now because I am catatosed at the moment.
by CosmicLight5 October 27, 2020
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commatose

Passed out from overuse of certain punctuation marks, or from overly-fastidious attention-to-detail behavior regarding said symbols in text-composition.
I can see how one might become commatose from excessively using "long-tailed periods", but what about over-indulging in other punctuation marks, such as parentheses or semicolons? Would that produce a similar limp/unresponsive state?
by QuacksO January 31, 2021
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walmatose

The malady afflicting millions roaming the aisles of the land where prices fall.
Paul' high school football experience returning kickoffs enabled him to zig and zag through the Walmatose masses.
by The BS Express January 21, 2022
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camatoe

with a big camatoe
by theandonly354 January 5, 2024
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