The nickname given to the city of Calabasas for the lack of black people in it. Generally in this rich city (in the valley of Los Angeles) the population is exclusive to wealthy white people. As well as the high school having only a few African Americans among a sea of caucasians. But luckily for them, they're are well known and popular because of this.
"Hey dude lets go to Calabasas"
"Where?"
"You know, that place without any black people but has milfs"
"O you mean Calablackless!"
"Yea!"
"..Why?"
"Where?"
"You know, that place without any black people but has milfs"
"O you mean Calablackless!"
"Yea!"
"..Why?"
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Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani
- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation
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The drive to calabasas is about as long as the wait in the line at the local plastic surgery office. Their high school boasts the worst football record (2-42) and athletes from other marmonte schools just laugh if asked if they beat Calabasas. Not only do their porches shine, but their generally fake lifestyles spawn "perfect" druggy children. The fact that at certain sport events the areas for each team are separated just disproves the "There's only been one fight" lie. Point is, Calabasas is a giant melting pot of money, where everyone goes and complains about the man down the street with only one car, AND ITS A TOYOTA. Don't visit, you probably won't return with your original car, face, or ass.
The drive to calabasas is about as long as the wait in the line at the local plastic surgery office. Their high school boasts the worst football record (2-42) and athletes from other marmonte schools just laugh if asked if they beat Calabasas. Not only do their porches shine, but their generally fake lifestyles spawn "perfect" druggy children. The fact that at certain sport events the areas for each team are separated just disproves the "There's only been one fight" lie. Point is, Calabasas is a giant melting pot of money, where everyone goes and complains about the man down the street with only one car, AND ITS A TOYOTA. Don't visit, you probably won't return with your original car, face, or ass.
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