Calleja

To achieve a level of awesomeness previously thought unattainable

I did a Calleja in the surf competition

He Calleja'd all the outstanding work. No one has ever achieved that much in such a short time

by Micko1978 November 27, 2012

Johnny Bench Called

A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."

My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"

Me: "Johnny Bench called..."

My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"

Me: "What?"

My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"

Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"

by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010

among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)

literally every youtuber nowadays

hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

Cally Man

Acts like a big man over social media to girls and his "boys", but is really just a blunt little dickhead irl.Also is the opposite of big, with his freakishly dwarfish stature. A Cally Man's vocabulary is very limited as he spends 99% of his time on social media, using devil and wet emojis, whilst commenting "my G" on the Instagram posts belonging to his fellow Callie Men.

Girl one: "Did you meet up with _____ at the weekend?"
Girl two: "Yeah but he turned out to be a right Cally Man."

by sophmilk March 12, 2017

I called myself

A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.

I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.

I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.

by CurlyBandit December 31, 2010

called up

Baseball analogy. Used when someone is moving up; usually applied to someone being promoted at work, but can be applied in most scenarios.

Antomyns: demmoted, fired, cut, dissed.

Pete, it looks like your pitching has caught the attention of the Yankees. Congrats! You're being called up to the bigs!

Jeff was asked to take over for his old boss. He was called up yeasterday.

Remember that hot girl from the bar who was out of my league? She called me to go out this Friday! Fellas, I'm being called up to the majors!

That stash of pot we confiscated from you turned out to be distribution weight which is now a federal crime, not state. You've made the big time; Federal prosecutors are calling you up, son!

by Tenacious Faulker October 19, 2009

Steve Called

This term is used when one male wants another male to check out a fine ass chick in the vacinity while being inconspicuous. The male will state "Steve Called at _ O'Clock. The _ will be filled in with a number corresponding to the direction of the female like the hour hand on a clock.

"Steve Called at 3 O'Clock."
"Check out the Fuckin Babe to my right."

"Steve Called at 6 O'Clock."
"Chech out the fine ass bitch behind me."

"Steve Called all day long"
"We are surrounded by some fine ass bitches" (very good)

by ASU Aviator October 27, 2008