by seanlamondtiger April 30, 2025
Get the east caldermug. 
When a divorced woman from east calder rides her ex husbands chode dick until he squirts every last drop of cum in his body into her uterus. she then gets pregnant and makes him pay for child support so she can use the money to buy primark stitch pjamas and scratch cards
by Dhdhdhdgshd April 30, 2025
Get the East calder Milkshakemug. When you tell a joke so funny that someone laughs so hard and dies...it wasnt so much the joke that killed them it's was because you laughed so hard while you murdered them.
by Chowdapowda February 5, 2023
Get the Caldermug. by talbot999999999 June 19, 2023
Get the sexy caldermug. Calder is somebody who has nine toes. They also steal your big toes in your sleep by tickling you until you suffocate! Calder is like a sleep paralysis demon but as short as a gnome.
Person 1: Damn, it's a dwarf with nine toes!
Person 2: Yeah, that's Calder. He broke through my window last night.
Person 2: Yeah, that's Calder. He broke through my window last night.
by the blue dog January 7, 2025
Get the Caldermug.