sexy calder

when u see calder being sexy!

ooh, sexy calder looks good.

by talbot999999999 June 19, 2023

east calder

an absolute shithole. do not recommend

“look at this shithole thats east calder for ye”

by seanlamondtiger April 30, 2025

East calder Milkshake

When a divorced woman from east calder rides her ex husbands chode dick until he squirts every last drop of cum in his body into her uterus. she then gets pregnant and makes him pay for child support so she can use the money to buy primark stitch pjamas and scratch cards

sean lammond is such an east calder milkshake, he rode cara last night

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 30, 2025

alexander calvert

The most motherfucking beautiful human being according to literally everyone who likes supernatural a goddamn smocking hot bab but his personality is like a baby boy because he is a child

Alexander Calvert’s new name is papi chulo-SSD

by Alexander’s #1 fangirl y e s May 24, 2018

Calvert

Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.

“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.

by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020

calerious

Something that is both calm and mysterious

She is being so calerious today, what do you think she is up to?

by SophieSpecial December 24, 2014

Calden

He's the most loyal. Give his life for others kind of guy. Superman in the flesh, with the mind of Iron Man. Definitely want him in your life🔥🔥
Loves coffee and cars

Calden once ate a chillie he couldn't handle

by The Inspirator November 20, 2018