Caddy Slap

1. A slap given to a very rude person by a member of society named Caddy Pattison.

2. A very hard bitch slap, makes boys cry.

3. When a golf caddy puts a brick in a golfing glove and smacks a fellow golfer.

1. David was being a goof, and received a caddy slap. 2. Tiger Woods got a Caddy Slap for cheating on his wife.

by Fuq-Phace McGee December 2, 2010

Caddy Wampus

What old people say to kids to try and help them during the debacle of trying to fit a couch out an apartment door

You've got to caddy wampus the couch to get it out the door -or- You're caddying more than im wanpusing!Our caddy to wampus ratio is off!

by Couch Boy March 2, 2009

caddy swim

A meeting at work to make employees feel more important than their bosses really think they are. Like the infamous “Caddy Swim” event where caddies in the movie Caddyshack were allowed to swim at the country club’s pool once a year for 15 minutes.

Danny -- How was the meeting with the big boss?
Me -- It was a waste if time, just a caddy swim.

by Bill Pickering September 25, 2007

caddy swim

A meeting at work to make employees feel more important than their bosses really think they are. Like the infamous “Caddy Swim” event where caddies in the movie Caddyshack were allowed to swim at the country club’s pool once a year for 15 minutes.

Danny -- How was the meeting with the big boss?
Me -- It was a waste if time, just a caddy swim.

by Bishop Pickering October 7, 2007

caddy wompus

A synonym for caddy corner!

That girl sat caddy wompus to me in class the other day.
The store is caddy wompus to my house.

by Captain Cooper December 28, 2005

caddy womp ass

something crooked, all fucked up, not right

his one leg is shorter than the other and nigga walk all caddy womp ass! dat crackas whip i sstrait caddy womp ass!

by caddie womp ass March 31, 2008

caddy rash

the state of having a severe rash located between the legs, commonly very close to the crotch. It often results in the victim being incapable of walking normally for anywhere between 1-3 days. Named for its prevalence in activities which require excessive walking as well as sweating.

Aw, man, I have some terrible caddy rash right now, I won't be working tomorrow.

by XYXTXAXKXNXAXS June 25, 2008