CAD

Computer-Aided-Design. Done by engineering chads.

Person 1: Bro wtf are u watching porn?
Person 2: Nah, wtf. I'm doing CAD
Person 1: I apologize my lord.

by Monkeman June 4, 2020

CAD

Acronym for Cope and Dilate

Said to MTF transwomen who have undergone Gender Reassignment Surgery (GRS) to obtain a neo-vagina which has to be dilated multiple times a day for years to prevent it from closing up.

Reddit transwoman: The reason I can't get laid is because of cissexism perpetuated by bigoted gay, lesbian and straight people. Genital fetishistic bigots!!!

Fed-up Reddit user*: CAD

before getting permanently banned from Reddit.

by TedNugentKYS June 20, 2021

CAD

kicks ass according to the great nohimn

anyone who hates CAD should have a pineapple shoved up their ass.

by nohimn August 15, 2003

Cad

Someone who is vulgar and shows no regaurd towards proper ettiquette or speech around someone of importance

"Hey baby," John exclaimed, jovially, "that was QUICK!"

"Yeah," Melissa replied nonchalantly, "I just pissed in under one minute."

"Baby, don't be such a cad!" John replied harshly.

by KristianLover June 2, 2009

Cad

1 ounce

by Lehem October 18, 2003

Stonecold Cad Cad

A Yhetti of such massive size that the earth shakes when he walks. His penis is not in proportion with his body though. It is very small.

"Oh my GOD! Look at that guy! His penis is so small!"

by Nick September 2, 2003

CAD monkey

Somebody who has gone through years of difficult and strenuous education in engineering, architecture, or a similar field only to wind up with a mindless and repetitive job where they do one task on a computer drafting program over and over again.

See: tool.

My cousin Curtis talked up the benefits of going into engineering, and now spends 12 hours a day sitting at a computer using a software program to draft diagrams of screws for heavy machinery. He is a CAD monkey.

by sawthewritingonthewallandran July 19, 2009