Candace

Cute, funny, smart. Pretty interesting too.

Usually found OWNING things or p0wning life in general.

In other words = p0wns you.

0mgZ y0u got p0wn3d, can anyone say Candace?

by XxXJeremyXxX October 12, 2006

Candace

A Candace is a mom , who will move heaven and earth for her kids. She works hard but people try to hate on her!!

Jose:look it's Candace
Heather:let's go say hey

by girliegladus December 9, 2019

Cadaveball

Now becoming more and more popular with many serial killers, cadaveball is a growing sport wherein one takes their dead body (cadaver) and sections it up, removes the head, thereafter places the fingers or limbs in a set up, and rolls the decapitated head in order to knock them down.

a maximum score of 20 (for fingers and toes) and 30 points coined to each limb, for a total point set of 140.
it is a serial killer's goal to strive for a perfect 140, so they will kill until it is reached. then they will laugh with glee as they are obtaining a lethal injection.

Grave robber: shittt! now I have to go find a new one..I only scored 70 off of that cadaver I got in the cemetery, grave robbing.
Serial killer: meh...I've only reached 120...this sucks. I'm ready for prison now! I'm really hating cadaveball.

by IKilledTheParty February 19, 2010

Candace party

An intimate get together featuring a girl named Candace.

Candace: It's not a party it's an intimate get together!

Everyone: Candace party! Candace party!

by MeepyPengu November 26, 2021

Candace Parker

Born April 11, 1986. Raised in Naperville, Illinois. Plays in the WNBA for the Los Angeles Sparks. Was the 1st Draft pick for the WNBA. Was a Tennessee Lady Vol, and won 2 straight NCAA Championships, one in 2007 and in 2008. The sickest women's basketball player in history. The second woman to dunk in the WNBA. Lisa Leslie the 1st Also the only woman to ever dunk in a NCAA tournament, and did so 2 times in one game. And 1st woman to dunk in a NCAA tournament. Also marrying Sheldon Williams, a pro basketball player from Duke University.

Damn, did you see Candace Parker win the Slam Dunk contest?

by Joia Robertson August 19, 2008

Candace

She is a beautiful girl who can be Self conscious at times , very funny, extremely dirty minded and loves animals. She is always there for those who need her. Just a great person in general

I was tired yesterday and candace came in clutch with some coffee

by Samjaz November 15, 2018

Candace

Candace is the sister of Phineas and Ferb.
Rumor has it Candace was a thot and caused the death of Phineas and Ferbs death which is the reason why the show doesn’t air anymore

Phineas & Ferb: Hey Candace

Candace: Candace nuts fit in your mouth (Can deez nuts fit in your mouth)
*Phineas & Ferb dies*

by Therealjojosiwa December 13, 2018