cactus

Something that you say to confuse someone. Only elite people can use this word.

Cactus??

by Barry Odoms November 18, 2002

cactus

A humourous word for 'penis'.

"...like I'm shooting a gun
quickly - til it explodes
and I'll unload - THE CACTUS"
(3rd Bass - 'The Cactus')

by eysiz November 28, 2004

cactus

Ghetto/ Hip Hop term for a white boys Penis

First introduced by 3rd Bass in the "Cactus album".
Reiterated by Ice Cube,in "tha dug out" ..."shes got alot of practice on black boys jimmys and white boys cactus"

by Justin Howard July 4, 2005

cactus

when nothing goes as planed, everything falls apart, jinx by birth, most unlucky human being in the universe

I went for a walk and it started raining... I am such a cactus! !@#%^%#$^%#&

by the_cactus February 13, 2010

cactus

that fucking prickly thing that in arizona, and africa

it's a crappy plant that nobody likes, and they should ban it

"hey remember when we lived near a cactus?"
"stfu"

by Bluzare June 1, 2020

cactus

Used as a plant, or an insult.

Is your family tree a cactus? Because everyone in it is a prick.

by DanielOzzo111 November 17, 2016

cactus

Cactus, the ultimate in quality telephone-based harassment, has been around since the early 1990's. Cactus, as well as cacti, are, indeed, very sharp plants capable of terrible disfigurment and have been attributed to 2 deaths in Bosnia and 5 in The Ukraine. However, the word cactus used alone in a telephone call is not only confusing, but disruptive and annoying. Using the word cactus, one can baffle a foreigner in some far-off country like New Jersey at 2 a.m. or his driving instructor in person just as easily. Cactus has also morphed into the sub-cactus-counter-cultural-uber-1337 word, kaktuß.

Know the cactus. Be the cactus. Fear the cactus.

You: Cactus!
Them: Qur?

by Kyosti Nyyssonen February 3, 2005