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Cactus Day

To get a whole week of errands done in one single day, while high.
Dude! I had such a cactus day today! Got so much shit done and still had time to go for a skate, a surf, a sesh and a good half an hour of FIFA...
by Sucredoyouplay January 19, 2014
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cactipholiac

My friend is a cactipholiac.. any time he sees a cactus he gets off to it on spot
by Sircapalot6 January 22, 2021
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cactusdogs

best person in the whole wide world would date
"yo are you friends with cactusdogs??"
"hah yea you fucking emo"
by hiyoris runa April 27, 2021
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Crazy Cactus Lady

Cra·zy Cac·tus La·dy
/ˈkrāzē ˈkaktəs ˈlādē/

A teenager going through a "phase" that will probably last a lifetime. She owns many plants and has a strange love (addiction) to cacti. Even though she's scared of labels, she calls herself a vegetarian, not a vegan, because she is scared of labels. She is almost dating that guy (that everyone is sure is gay), but does't call it dating because she is scared of labels. She probably has some kind of label-phobia, but doesn't want to know it because that would be another label (and she is scared of labels). Crazy cactus ladies don't have a religion because while not being scared of what happens after you die, they are scared of labels.
Haley is a crazy cactus lady, but doesn't admit it, because she is scared of labels
by john bellingalal November 9, 2017
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meat cactus

A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes
damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?
by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020
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Someone pisses you off, annoys you or is being a plain fucktard, Go Fuck yourself with a cactus
''I FUCKED YOUR MUM! ''Go fuck yourself with a cactus''
by madareklaw September 13, 2012
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cactus

"this bloody washing machine is cactus"
by aenema August 16, 2003
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