michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

the death cure

The third book in the Maze Runner Series. Home to the infamous page 250

Fan: Oh, yeah, what book are you reading
Reader: The Death Cure
Fan: It’s a good book... I recommend skipping page 250
Reader: Why
Fan:(sobs hysterically)

by Cobbie January 11, 2018

An Ass that Could Cure Cancer

A female who has a behind that is so exquisite it could potentially inspire one to develop a cure for cancer.

Ethan: Dude do you see that girl over there with the nice caboose?
Matt: Dammmmnn, Becky's got an ass that could cure cancer.

by circuitlicker47 April 23, 2021

the cure for life

death

person 1: whats the cure for life?
person 2: death

by The Diary of Hitler August 29, 2018

futari wa pretty cure

Pretty Cure battles creatures in the Dark Zone to protect the Garden of Light and the Garden of Rainbows.
First episode date: February 1, 2004
Final episode date: January 30, 2005
Cast: Yōko Honna, Yukana, Tomokazu Seki, Roger Rhodes, MORE
Program creators: Toei Animation, Asahi Broadcasting Corporation, Asatsu-D

10 year old: I like pretty cure especially Futari Wa Pretty Cure!
9 year old: Hey I like that show too!!

by And ddfgd ssh vs d cm g December 26, 2020

The Cure

My favorite band. They started playing 1976 and they still play today. They've released over 20 albums and they aren't limited to just the 80s because they released many albums in the 90s as well, plus a 2000 album and a 2004 album. Robert Smith is the lead singer. In the 70s, the band used to be called The Easy Cure.

BTW, The Cure is NOT classified as goth rock. The media wants to call them that, but they're not. Robert Smith himself denies the title. They're actually considered New Wave. They did one or two goth rock albums, but that was it. In fact, their first album or two was actually punk music!

Maybe we didn't understand, not just a boy and a girl...It's just the end of the, end of the world!

by Bloodshed August 17, 2004

The Cure

The best fucking band in the entire fucking world.

Lovely lyrics. Orgasmic voice. Dark, huge, echoing sound, bouncing off the insides of your fucking head. Spiraling noise disintegrating in your fucking mind. Amazing words making you want to fucking melt, seethe, love, die. A beautiful voice that just kills you. An amazing fucking band that never grows old.

And Robert Smith is just... fuck. Fucking amazing.

No fucking questions asked.

"Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces I'll pull out my heart, and I'll feed it to anyone. Crying for sympathy, crocodiles cry for the love of the crowd and the three cheers from everyone." - The Cure, Disintegration

by CloseToLovecats June 7, 2009