Ctmr

A typical insult used by lazy Chilean gamers who can't be bothered to type 'conchetumadre'. It translates to 'motherfucker' and is used frequently in games such as DotA.

gamerbro88: hey man, can you head bot lane and help me out?
fucked_ur_mom: CTMR xDDDDDD

by spookygiraffe May 18, 2018

ctmq

Chuckle to myself quietly.
Use it while trying to look like a douche bag on AIM, YIM, or other instant messaging programs.

Bob21: Hey i have a funny joke
SurferSpud: Okay
Bob21: Why did the elephant cross the road?
SurferSpud: I don't know... your a D-bag
Bob21: to get to the other side you idiot
SurferSpud: oh, ctmq!

by F. Cizzle December 14, 2008

CTMP

abbr. for "Chinga tu madre puto"

Person 1:"CTMP"
Person 2:"Puto!"

by Schuldig January 15, 2007

ctmfa

CTMFA - "Call the mother fucking ambulance". Used to show the seriousness of how hard you're laughing that you're about to die.

this is the funniest shit ever. g im dead asf, ctmfaaaaa.

by pinche mentiroso moreno May 29, 2019

CTMO

Coke, Trannies, Midgets, Orgies

Dude, shit got crazy last night! There was Coke, Trannies, Midgets, Orgies... CTMO

by qwerty92 November 16, 2014

ctmh

Come to my house

Josh:I'm bored
John:ctmh

by I kinda help u roast February 20, 2017

CTMCTM

"Chuckling to Myself Mother Fucker"
Combines CTM "chuckling to myself" with CTM "ConcheTuMadre" which means mother fucker.

Allows for use of "mother fucker" in everyday conversation.

James: Oh fuck! I just caught my dick in my zipper!
Billy: CTMCTM

by evil ian June 10, 2009