cruz

You know how, on a hot humid day, your unmentionables will sometimes stick to your leg and you have to do this awkward little shuffle to get it unstuck without blatantly rummaging around down there? From 6th Jan, 2021, this condition is known as a cruz.

Credit: ACAB from Newsweek comments forum

Johnson:"Why are you doing that weird walk?"
Dick:"I've got a cruz man... it's so dank and humid today."

by Pangalactic Gargleblaster January 13, 2021

Cruz

The worst type of human-being. An absolutely deplorable person who would sell out his own children to avoid ridicule or a bad image.

"I stopped hanging out with Ted, he's turned into such a fucking cruz."

by Anonymous645289 February 19, 2021

Cruz

A vegan who is gay touches little boys and loves vegas

Person 1: eats lettuce while touching boys
Person 2: you're a Cruz
Person 3: what a faggot

by faggot568987654ewq2 March 28, 2019

Cruz

Left over food that has been left on a bed for a long time and has gone hard

Mate: hey is that some Mose juice

Me : no that’s just some Cruz

by Miamouse111 November 30, 2018

Cruz

He is woman

Cruz is a sexy woman

by Bfjxjdjd March 3, 2019

Cruz

Cruz is a very rude friend who loves video games but will still make you laugh he is also a very cute guy if your a girl he will not answer your texts

I love Cruz as my best friend

by @ me only me May 25, 2019

Cruz

is gay and has a soda

Im literally Cruz rn

by YourEpicGamer June 17, 2019