Creamed Poop

The act of getting it up the ass, having him finsh off in you, then pooping it out and having your poop creamed.

Creamed Poop: Last night Marcus got his poop creamed.

by stan mig January 11, 2011

Creamed Junkie

The art of doing lines of semen.

The party got a little out of control and at one stage there was this chick hanging upside down on the clothes line doing Creamed Junkies.

by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012

Creamed corn

The result of a sexual act where the man ejaculates inside the anal cavity of another individual who has recently consumed large amounts of corn. Some undigested corn will mix with the semen and thus stick to the man's penis when extracted, creating creamed corn.

Mark: "Dude, I did Melissa in the stink yesterday, but ended up with creamed corn"

John: "Nice! Did she eat it afterwards?"

by Flaskekopp June 29, 2011

creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

Creamed Myself

To jizz ones underwear, male or female from excitement of sexual arousal.

That girl was so hot I creamed myself.

by Saxonbitch August 6, 2019

creamed spinach

When a woman has too many organs without washing her pubes and the result resembles creamed spinach!

I rubbed my wife's pussy every time I saw her. When I finally got her pants off, I saw creamed spinach!

by Creepy Mike May 31, 2016

creamed up

A girl who really fancies someone..

that girl was looking at you, shes totally creamed up

by Beavereater454545 June 18, 2011