Order in the court

The act of using one’s penis as a makeshift gavel to strike a surface. One must loudly exclaim “ORDER IN THE COURT” as they strike said surface.

“Order in the court!” Bill shouted.

Bill brought so much order to Steve’s court that Steve was knocked unconscious.

by Hammer of Jesus January 30, 2019

The Court of Owls

The Court of Owls is a terrorist group in Batman comics. They have been around for centuries and fight to bring down the local government. They are highly skilled assassins who kill politicians. Their most famous line before the kill is “The Court of Owls, has sentenced you, to DIE”

Mark: Oh I really hate that new professor
Timmy: Why don’t you hire the Court of Owls to take care of that sunovabitch

by Tall Onion May 02, 2019

Kangaroo Court

A kangaroo court is one not following established legal principles and procedures. Some groups off prisoners, for example, try their fellows and occasionally enforce arbitrary, cruel, and/or perverted punishments. In the West a comic show may be made of a kangaroo court, with "dudes" or others being tried for trivial or imaginary offenses. An authorized court may be called a kangaroo court if its procedures are highhanded, irresponsible, and of doubtful legality:.

Lynching was often preceded by trials in kangaroo courts.

by Luddz July 08, 2015

Hold court

To handle a issue right then and there

No matter what

Ex. "I've got 2 strikes if we get pulled over ima hold court then nigga."

Ex2 "That fool owes me money! When I see him I'm holding court on site nigga

by Your god isnt real May 28, 2019

traffic court

Court where traffic violations, especially speeding tickets, are heard. Often thought to be biased in favor of the police and against defendants. Possibly the highest volume court around.

Jim had to go to traffic court to see if he could get his speeding ticket reduced.

by Albany Lawyer Warren Redlich February 22, 2007

geddes court

Referred as the "Ghetto".
A location consisting of lawless youths with excessive consumption of alcohol and narcotics.
Regular conflicts occur between groups divided by floors.
Order is maintained by the angry gatekeeper referred to as simply "The Porter".

Geddes court is found in Stirling, Scotland.

by SaintSid March 17, 2009

court 18

A stand-still in a sports game.

Nicolas Mahut and John Isner were on court 18 forever in Wimbledon.

by tennisfan54 June 23, 2010