A large group of elderly, cornish and inbred men and women who lost cognitive ability back in 1872. Can't fucking make their mind up about basic human facilities. Legend has it that a select few who are chosen out of the cornish gene pool can gain a job at Cornwall council and then gain delusion a the cherry on top.
Most other councils- Improves lives of their citizens.
Kernow-w-w-w-w council- Builds £40m bike path.
JK, I love Cornwall council (let my family go).
Kernow-w-w-w-w council- Builds £40m bike path.
JK, I love Cornwall council (let my family go).
by IloveAndreaTateTheTopG December 31, 2022
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Get the Corball mug.A nicer place then anywhere else in the UK. A minimum level of chavs, lots of fit girls, a great place to live. The main downside is the 'emmets' who come down with there chavvy mates on holiday.
by Mohammed Aljeeza July 14, 2005
Get the Cornwall mug.CornBall not to be confused with cornball. Cornball is a lesser known sport played by around 100-200 people. The sport involves dropping your saggy nutsack into a pot of boiling water. Why? You may ask. Well it is very simple. If you want to cook some tasty corn on the cob you “throw that bitch” in some hot bubbling water. Thus results in the sport being named CornBall. This is probably one of the most dangerous sports in the entire world so I personally do not recommend playing it unless you have “balls of steel”
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Get the CornBall mug.A nice old position that originated in connecticut.Its when a man goes on his hand and knees and his mate jerks him off as if she were milking a cow, as he climax's he makes mooing sounds. The mate also may include ball messaging to give the full effect.
mary gave me a good connecticut cowballs, she milked my cock as if she were a wild cowgirl and I was a stray cow needing a milking.
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Person 2: I don't know?
Person 1: Because 7, 8 (ate), 9
Person 2: Your suck a cornball
Person 2: I don't know?
Person 1: Because 7, 8 (ate), 9
Person 2: Your suck a cornball
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