Indiana Cornball

When you take laxatives and shove shucked corn up your ass waiting to explode.
She wanted to do the Indiana Cornball in front of the class of blargs but the laxatives she had on her expired.
by jadminegiu April 26, 2022
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cornball._.lol

the person who makes me happiest in the world and i luv them <33
“oh cornball._.lol? oh yeah they’re hotter than the sun and mrs. dimitrescu combined”
by purp1e_1d10t June 23, 2021
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metro cornball

you…you are a metro cornball
by bufu666 August 13, 2021
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cornball muffinhead

Someone who is acting like a weirdo; clueless.
Thomas: Hey do you put the regular dish soap in the dishwasher?
Marcia: No! You cornball muffinhead!
by Stevie Pete February 03, 2011
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slimey cornball

An acquaintance so heinous, A gamer so stinky, they may only run caustic in apex legends. A sweaty nerd rat, whose life is pointless.
This slimey cornball had the audacity to ask me for my nicotine device while holding my dab pen.
by Poon_Goon69 September 24, 2022
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the king of cornball

That which demonstrates the ultimate in cornballness; extreme sillyness, so insane that it often lacks true humor.

Can also describe the maximum level of sensitivity often found in one who is totally crippled by love.
Jesse is ''the king of cornball" he does cartwheels in walmart, karate chops strange little girls and randomly falls to illicit a reaction to impress his love.

Jesse is "the king of cornball" he would longingly gaze at her picture for hours before having found enough courage months later to tell her how he felt.
by huneebr's August 19, 2011
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cornball status

Say if you arguing with someone and and they say something that don’t make sense- That is called cornball status
by Ms.takeyokia October 02, 2022
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