Cooked

A person, who smokes/smoked way to much meth and started saying or doing extremely ridiculous and fucked things.

Fuck she’s cooked bro

by Not cooked bro June 18, 2021

Cooked

Someone who is absolutely blitz e.g, bro you're cooked did you rinse a 24 pack or hit the glass barbie?

Also someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on l.

Sup Cory what the fuck are you talking about... bro you are fucken cooked have you been on the glass barbie again?

by DR Tipple September 5, 2021

Cooked

Milo

*A wild Milo appears*
“You beauty. Have a geez at that boys”

As he plants a Woodstock.

I think Milo has cooked it

by 98ammms January 24, 2022

Cooked

Getting on the bags & not sleeping for 3 days

I was cooked like Jack last night

by anonymous March 19, 2022

Cooked

A word used to describe someone who’s brain cells are completely or damn near burnt

Person one: Did you know, that earth is flat?
Person two: You’re cooked.

by GuyXsirXplodin May 15, 2022

Cooked

The act of turning yourself into a potato from drug use.

Guy #1: Trevor used to he a great guy before he started smoking meth. The guy walks down the street talking to himself speaking Jibberish.
Guy #2: Yeah he's pretty fucking cooked.

by Brendan Preemdarts June 18, 2022

Cooked

When someone is way way beyond fucked up.

Look at that victim, he's fucking cooked!

by Diamond princess July 13, 2022