Contrepreneur

A con artist who makes their fortune by fooling wantrepreneurs into thinking they're getting a great deal or coming into some easy money when the reality is it's the contrepreneur making the real money.

Nigel told the desperate group of wannabe entrepreneurs that they'd all be millionaires in six months if they paid him 15k, but Nigel was the only one getting rich, Nigel was a Contrepreneur.

by MIKE WINNET November 4, 2018

Table of Contents

A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.

Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.

by Falling Upward February 21, 2020

contra mundum

Literally translated from Latin, it means "against the world". It has been used to describe maverick, 'lone-ranger' individuals who lack interest in culture and relative comparisons made by people that the individual deems 'ignorant' (which doesn't make them wrong, necessarily).

The character Tyler Durden from the movie Fight Club is 'contra mundum'.

by emilia_wolf October 2, 2007

colgate toothpaste with tartar control

A toothpaste, which makes you feel like a piece of shit after using it.

I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!

~Tourette's Guy

by Vaxen August 20, 2014

Selfie Control

The act of controlling ones impulse to take a picture of themself.

Guy 1: Man you almost got hit by a car trying to take that selfie, you need to have some selfie control.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I looked good though.

by J&SilentRubob November 11, 2013

the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej May 2, 2018

contolini

italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.

"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"

by Walling March 4, 2008