comb-over

When a guy is balding majorly in the middle of his head and has long hair on the sides, he combs it over the top of his head and creates the (hysterical) illusion that he has more hair than he really does.

Nice comb-over grandpa.

by AlphaDog December 22, 2003

comb over

when a woman has an abnormally large fore-head (a.k.a. 5-head) and the man jizz's on it, then flips her hair over. thus causing it to get stuck and cover the previous "bald spot"

"Man, I gave that 5-headed bitch over there a comb over last night."

by sevleregos88 July 15, 2009

comb-over

A hair style in which the remaining hair upon a bald man's head is "combed over" the bald head giving the appearance of a full head of hair and thus more confidence.

Comb-overs = fetish fantasy

by Hizzo December 21, 2003

Comb-Cutter

comb-cutter:/ koam-cut-ter: when a terd is unusually long and girthy, therefore requires the use of a grandparent's comb to chop into smaller, more manageable segments that will properly flush down the toilet.

Oh man that wet burrito sure produced a comb-cutter!

Dude! That comb-cutter made my asshole bleed! I had to chop it into 6 pieces!!!

by bitesplintsexy69 October 26, 2010

comb job

When your hair is styled via bodily fluids of another mammal.

My girl just gave herself a mohawk with the comb job i gave her.

by Kenny G Loggins April 8, 2012

comb-over

What you do with your hair (usually male) when the majority of your hair on top has gone through baldness but grown long at the sides - you make the most of what is left and 'comb it over' the top.
(Looks okay except on windy days when the comb-over tends to flap about like a flag in the wind!)

Bobby Charlton (ex footballer) had a superb example of a comb-over.

by Mr Leigh! December 20, 2003

Comb the Goat

To play with ones penis pistol; Do anything that takes time or is difficult in nature; To beat someones ass; To beat around the bush or lollygag;

Hey I'm outta here I gotta go "Comb the Goat"!

Im'ma be out here all day Combing this Goat!

If you don't get the hell outta my face I'm gonna Comb your fucking Goat!

I told you to do it like fifteen minutes ago, now quit Combing your Goat and get this shit done!

by The Brizzle1 May 17, 2010