College

The place where you build your beer bong community. Also defined as a place where male humans find fresh female humans to ride on.

"Better wash your balls and brace for unexpected blowjobs because we're going to college!"

by ThisIsTheReality March 07, 2014

college

(adj) Something that is considered a waste of expenses and the number 1 cause of stress in today's teens (not to mention the paying parents).

I didn't want to buy those SAT study guide books because I thought they were so college.

by silver2500 December 14, 2010

college

a highly successful money-making scheme used to squeeze every last penny and brain cell out of innocent highschool grads without any benefit to them.

I decided to go to college. Now I want to kill myself.

by dirtbikechick October 04, 2008

college

A waste of time and money.

Guy 1: Hey, man stop playing video games; they're college.
Guy 2: I know...

by bizzle207 April 12, 2010

college

A place of higher education where professors try to screw students out of their money by being hard-asses and make them drop out; also a place where sex and beer are rumored to be in plentiful supply :)

Steve: Damn, I had to do a 50-page report on the stock market! Hey John, what did ya do today?
John: I took a 200-question test with 10 essay answers. I only got 20 of 'em right. Hey Cris, what did ya do today?
Cris: I got laid, dude, plus I got drunk, and....SHIT! I forgot to study for the test!

by TigerX May 06, 2005

college

Kinda like the 60's only with ipods and a wider variety of drugs and STDs

Grandpa: Well little Billy are you excited to go off to college?
Little Billy: Yea I'ts gonna be the time of my life!!

by Ram Rod July 31, 2008

college it

Verb;
Modern English, Colloquial: United States
The act of walking from ‘A’ to ‘Zed’ with blatant, flagrant and wanton disregard for your local municipalities open container laws.

We ran out of time to pre game, lets just college it.

Mike: Chris, can you pass me a beer?
Chris: Here. Take 5, were going to college it to Andrew and his manpanion Bill's place.
Mike: Dude really? Last week I walked in Andrew giving Bill a Finland Facemask. I don't really wanna go.
Chris: Ohh yea I remember you telling me that...Fuck it, they have a 60 inch tv - grab the whole thirty.

by Mike Chris Bill Andrew November 25, 2007