cockshitballsfuck

when you just have nothing better to say when your really pissed off and stoned, it will make you laugh :)

Jesse: maann all the weeds gone duuude...
Andrew: Cockshitballsfuck are you kidding me?????!
Jesse: nah man im not cockshitballsfucking you im serious duuuude we need to re-up.

by TB BongMaster June 16, 2010

cocksnot

jiz, cum, the secretion from penis when an orgasm has been obtained.

i blew my cocksnot all over my mother in laws face, while my wife was shopping for my birthday present

by quwee bob November 23, 2003

Cockshop

Term used to describe a male whose abnormally limited mental capacity means that he is only good for one thing: providing cock services (Usually casual sex)

Can also be used as a synonym for a gay nightclub or gay bar.

"That is quite possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard, you complete and utter cockshop."

OR

"Yeah, you can always find Matt at the cockshop on Friday nights."

by Spanish Sam October 19, 2007

Tequila Cock Shot

Eat nothing but limes for a week. Wet cock, apply salt, she takes a shot and goes to town.

My attention-whoring roommate performed a tequila cock shot in front of the whole bar, and didn't have to pay for drinks the rest of the night. She's such a whore.

by Dr. Dakota Block February 27, 2009

Cockshock

Similar to the aftershock of an earthquake, cockshock is the aftershock one experiences from either giving or receiving the cock. Cockshock most often occurs the day proceeding intercourse and acts as a chilling flashback of events experienced during the intercourse.

The cockshock Mary experienced was almost too much to bear, if only she had consumed more alcoholic beverages to erase the memories completely.

by Stella Cason December 29, 2016

cockshit

1. A general expletive for the usual swearing purposes, like whenever something bad happens.

2. A general insult.

Example 1: I am a moose now!
Example 2: Cockshit!

Example 1: Hey guys, how's it going?
Example 2: You're a cockshit!

by I am not a moose October 15, 2007

Cockshit

something ridicously frustrating. The first use of this phrase was uttered by Louis "Bo" Berger during a golf outing circa 1996. Mr Berger a very good golfer was having a poor outing. During the final holes of the game, Mr Berger became so frustrated that he became virtually speechless after a bad shot. His mouth opened and nothing came out for a few moments. Finally he blurted out the phrase "cockshit". The stunned onlookers had never heard this phrase before but immediately knew its significance. I was playing with Louis Berger that day....and to this day I use the term to donate a ridicuosly bad golf shot. That is how how the phrase was started. A perfect phrase for an unexpectedly bad turn of events. This is all 100% true. That is how the phrase was started.

That shot was Cockshit........

by karl104 May 7, 2011