Cmack

A really fat fuck

Look at him he must be a Cmack!
Holy shit he is fat

by Yabigboy February 28, 2019

Cmail

Cmails are emails sent to or received from cunts. They are usually condescending in nature and expose the author's general lack of education and basic ineptness at life skills and life in general.

Cmail received by Bob from Jane

To: Bob Normal
From: Bob Normal on behalf of Jane Cnut
Subject: Things I need done yesterday

Hi Bob

I am incapable of fending for myself and require you to perform my basic life functions for me as a matter of urgency. Could you please attend to this yesterday and as a matter of priority. I am not leaving you any room for negotiation or objection, nor am I concerned about anything else you may have occurring at present.

Kind Regards
Jane Cnut

by Bob Normal October 6, 2009

cmac

Famous yorkshire based NON-PORNOGRAPHER

Cmac was repeatedly heard to exclaim "ITS NOT POOOORRRRNNNN"

by weatherman December 1, 2003

Cmack

The fattest person in the world

He must be a Cmack that’s how fat he is
Dang he’s a Cmack

by Yabigboy February 28, 2019

CMAO

"Cramming my ass off"

Pronunciation: "see-em-ay-oh"

Student A: What you doing mate?
Student B: CMAO
Student A: hehe, don't cram too hard.....
Student B: I've never liked you Student A.

by Mash2nv September 15, 2014

cmac

a giant whore that is obsessed with snookie. is always in a skills class because she has trouble learning. constantly ripping ass and shitting in public restrooms as an after school activity. usually can be found in sommerville sucking random ginger dicks. loves her big double d's and lucky. loves to be perverted and wants a headful of dreads.

lucky: "hey do you know where cmac is?"
dan: "ya i saw her sucking ryan contes dick in sommerville"

by anonymous12243433324566543 July 25, 2011

cman

one whos insults are long, pointless, not very insulting, and consist of a variety of curse words. one who is very stuck up, and thinks too highly of themselves. also one who never shuts up, and craves attention. a cman may also use the word nerd and ownage alot, but is infact a nerd himself.

CmaN: ur funnier then a rainbow colored watermelon

CmaN: more like ownage that enjoys pink shirts and strawberry pie on a summer evening

CmaN: my ownage is legendary

CmaN: i could make you into a sandwich in about 5 seconds

by hello there mister September 21, 2005