closter

A sweet fuckin town!!!!!! here you can get almost anything if you know the right ppl. basically a town filled with rich kids
who have nuthin better to do then party nd smoke up nd get fucked up. its the place to go when you wanna chill and meet ppl nd do almost anything. its the place to go when you live nearby cuz you'll have the time of your life!!!! by far one of the greatest towns ever. we got hott gurls, rich kids, big houses, and the best parties.

closter is the best fuckin town ever pplz

by camelz July 18, 2006

closterian

A person who has the IQ of a rock, and that smokes and drinks uncontrollably.

That kid is such a closterian.

by Don Jua April 2, 2005

ephrata cloister

Someone that is a hot fucking mess. Also something that you thought would be delicious and it just gave you extreme gas

That Doris woman is a real Ephrata Cloister. That Thai food hit me like an Ephrata Cloister

by Biatch Please September 11, 2016

closter

1)To be John Joi and have nothing better to do but critsize people in the town of closter.

Oh my god, your and idiot

by Anonymously March 4, 2005

oyster cloister

A pimple found on the folds of the vagina just below the clitoris.

Sex is gonna hurt until I pop this oyster cloister.

by Phil Loves Trish December 2, 2010

Clobster

Slang for a mix between fish (usually flounder) and lobster

"Hey Ariel, if your two buddies got together, they would make a beautiful Clobster"

by snarrfblatt January 4, 2012

Clyster

An enema. See douche bag

George W. Bush is a Clyster.
Bob got so constipated he needed a clyster to clean him out.

by Juan G. Escobar September 1, 2008