Fatty Clappers

A pair of female breasts - usually spectacular in size.

Christ! Look at the fatty clappers on her!

A man would kill to bury his face between those fatty clappers!

I'd love to spooge my filthy yogurt over those fatty clappers.

by Strangely Sane December 27, 2011

ass clapper

one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a Harley Davidson at idle.

WOW, did you hear Holly's fart...it was a real ass clapper.

by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007

last clapper

Someone who always has to be the last person to clap in an audience.

Anna: That was a really awesome open mic night on Monday, wasn't it?

Rob: Yeah, it was but did hear that last clapper after every song. What a jack ass!

by m.c. phatback November 22, 2009

Clunge Clapper

A clapping sound made from the 'clunge'.

A tribute to the all great Sam Baldock with his underage girlfriend Amber.

Pimp my clunge clapper

by Secret_Admirer_of_Baldy September 8, 2010

happy clapper

a happy clapper is seriously religious person, most often used in connection with reference to a re-born or new-born christian.

can also be used as a describtion of someone naive or easy to please.

- "what happened to mike? he don't come round to our club no more."

- "well, he don't go out doin sinful things no more. he's a happy clapper now."

- "what? oh man. amen!"

or

"you think i 'm stupid? do i look like a happy clapper to you?!"

by melsugar September 3, 2006

Skegness Clapper

A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).

Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.

by The pink haired mom May 9, 2022

Auto Clapper

A fully automatic weapon

“We don’t wanna fuck with these guys. they have auto clappers.”

by Purple drink January 25, 2020