Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

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squinty-eyes ching chong

The worst thing you could call an Asian

I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

by I can't see cause ching chong March 19, 2017

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The Ching Chong pass is a pass that is given to someone by an Asian so that they can say "Ching Chong" without consequences. The pass can be unlimited or be limited use. This is decided by the Asian who is giving the pass. Once given, it can be taken away by any Asian, not just the Asian who give it to you. Asians can give the pass without trouble. However, B-sians have to ask an Asian before giving the pass to said person. The Asian can then approve or reject the giving of the pass.

White kid: Can I get the Ching Chong pass?
Asian kid: Sure thing.
White kid: Thanks.

by rss_atlas April 13, 2019

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chiong

Singlish variant of the Hokkein word, "Rush" or "Hurry up".

Used exclusively in Singapore, it is occasionally heard in Malaysia and Thailand if Singaporeans travel there.

bob: SIAN MY HWK DUE IN 2HR!!
ben: CHIONG!!

bob: 0.01% TIL LVL 15O!!
ben: CHIONG SIA!!

by hoz0r March 2, 2010

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chonged

Stoned, very stoned. Derivative from the "Cheech and Chong" movie series. I didnt understand these movies, i was too young and had never smoked pot. Then when i did smoke it i forgot to got one of their movies out to see if it was funny when you were chonged.

The police now have new equipment so they can tell if you are chonged.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

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