A downhill ski race with no rules. Every man (or woman) for themselves, anything goes, first to the bottom wins.
Made (in)famous by comedy movie Hot Dog: the Movie (c.1984)
Made (in)famous by comedy movie Hot Dog: the Movie (c.1984)
Skier 1: "We'll settle this by Chinese Downhill!"
Skier 2: "Ya, Chinese Downhill is the only way."
Skier 3: "What the f*ck is a Chinese Downhill?"
Skier 2: "Ya, Chinese Downhill is the only way."
Skier 3: "What the f*ck is a Chinese Downhill?"
by SomeDoucheWithAGuitar September 24, 2017
Get the Chinese downhill mug.The undeniable stench resonating from Asian individuals that everyone else just can’t seem to place a finger on where it comes from.
Roger: “Dang bro do you smell that? Where is that smell even coming from?”
Chad: “Bro that’s chink stink coming from that guy in front of us.”
Chad: “Bro that’s chink stink coming from that guy in front of us.”
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Tim and Andy were playing and got their dingers stuck together when they both were aroused.The circumcised penis got stuck in the foreskin of the uncircumcised penis. It reminded them of their youth when they played the real Chinese finger trap game. Now they play the Chinese dinger trap game after Hockey practice.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS January 20, 2018
Get the Chinese dinger trap mug.Buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.
Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"
Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"
Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"
Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.
Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"
Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"
Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"
by MattLauer April 15, 2017
Get the Chinese Return mug.Where two uncircumcised bros dock together, enveloping their members into one. Then, each bro works the skin to each other until they ejaculate, trapping themselves inside their folds, much like a fucked up crab Rangoon. Then a third party, seated under the trapped bros, is covered in the resulting filling.
Bro, Jake and John totally coated Ben doing the Chinese Brokkake Trap yesterday. He’s such a slut-puppy.
by Benny Boy 6969 April 8, 2023
Get the Chinese Brokkake Trap mug.A slighty hair-raising, dodgy landing that is characterised by 'Wun Wing Loh'.
Usually the case with cheap, low cost budget airlines.
Usually the case with cheap, low cost budget airlines.
"Enjoyed everything but the Ryan-Air flight, proper Chinese landing!
"Chinese Landing?"
"Yea...Wun Wing Loh!"
"Chinese Landing?"
"Yea...Wun Wing Loh!"
by Vinyl_Richie March 30, 2009
Get the Chinese Landing mug.The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.
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