A drink modeled after the colloquially popular ‘brass monkey’ containining any light-colored beer and powdered Tang. For best results, drink the foaming head as you finish the pour.
Just one small step for man.
Just one small step for man.
by PonytailJones June 24, 2025
Get the Brass Chimpanzeemug. The exact same retarded Minehut Monkeys, except this time they are 7 years old. They finally learned how to use the debit card in the wallet their father left behind after leaving to collect milk, and regularly buy as many credits as they can to assert dominance over people with brains.
Is this Minehut Chimpanzee really trying to use the fact that he has 50000 Minehut credits to get bitches?
by Nomaidens June 18, 2022
Get the Minehut Chimpanzeemug. The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.
by m o g w a i June 27, 2007
Get the Chimpanzee Frownmug. I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
Get the I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagrammug. Chimpanzees are the cutest and smartest animals in the world. They use tools, look cute, and act like humans!
by RichyCanPvP July 13, 2022
Get the Chimpanzeemug. Ranging from Southwest Virginia all the way to the Mississippi Delta, the Southern Chimp is a remarkably peculiar specimen. Noted for not foraging below the knees and its fascination of running water.
Do you hear that shuffling and munching? We must be nearing the territory of the southern chimpanzee
by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024
Get the Southern Chimpanzeemug. When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.
"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."
by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013
Get the Chimpanzee Bitchslapmug.