Hillbilly champagne

White Lightning moonshine made with fruit flavors, popular for celebration.

The McCrory wedding featured all the peach and cherry hillbilly champagne you could drink! YEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAW!!!

by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016

championized

To engross oneself entirely at a champion level, whereas a person becomes a champion in all respects. The state of being "championized" can come and go, however it usually lasts longer under the influence of alcohol.

After drinking three beers in 5 minutes Joe exclaimed, "I am championized."

by JSharkey September 28, 2006

Champax

When somebody feels like a champion in everyday life but nobody around you recognizes or acknowledges your are.

ie: You think your a winner when your not.

Normally a champax is observed by others

Brad is a champax; he feels like a winner when

hes not.

Hi Champax - referring to someone you can see feels like a champion when they're not.

by pornzi July 30, 2019

Scamp Champ

An attractive female who pity fucks men less desirable than herself in order to boost her extremely fragile self worth.

I'll tell ya kid, talk about a scamp champ. your Mother is a real semen demon, mnnhmm, glazed and steamin. Is her name really Theresa?

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Campsite rule

coined by dan savage, in relationships with a large age disparity, at the end of the relationship, the elder partner should leave the younger in "better shape than they found them". This includes no diseases, no fertilized eggs, no undue emotional trauma, and whatever education that can be provided.

i wish that my older boyfriend would have observed the campsite rule with me, now i have a broken heart and a monthly prescription for valtrex.

by busyscissors June 10, 2011

champagne creamer

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened

Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer

by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015

Street Champagne

Mammalian urine, that through the process of either natural fermentation, or the use of a Sodastream, has become carbonated.

My boy Matt got wasted on some hooker's cocaine laced Street Champagne. He said those bubbles tickled his nose and anus.

by OG-FireDave December 19, 2021