Certified freak

The best kind of people because they are not ashamed of who they are sexually it's like a certification for having great sex
Dezarae is a certified freak yo I just came in my pants
by I want Dom's dick in my mouth November 10, 2019
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certified bucket

a basketball player that can't miss and has a real naiz shot
damn did you see that shot he's a certified bucket
by i am stroke July 02, 2019
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Certified G

When you have been around your way, paid respect, worked your way up, stayed down for your crown, don't fuck with lames and so on. Be loyal and trustworthy.
Viktor is a certified G, he takes care of his family and nearby neighbors. He's not crying or suffering, but stepping into action and getting it done.
by Gravehund April 26, 2017
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dick certified

Did you see how big his dick was yeah he is dick certified.
by Gryffindor1738 January 01, 2018
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vine certified

The certification on vine that means a viner is an unfunny, sneakerhead, sellout
dumb person: Hahaha did you see King Bach's new vine?
sain person: No he is vine certified so, he is not funny
by Noah Bush January 27, 2015
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Certified Retard

Where you're a real and official retard, so if someone is being more than just a retard they are a
Certified Retard.
Random Guy: Saying Niqka is Racist
Another Random Guy: Your a Certified Retard
by datboi334 May 10, 2021
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Certified Pounder

One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.

Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.

One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish

One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)

One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?

Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.

Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.
by fatbass May 31, 2011
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