care what you know

People don't care what you know, until they know that you care. Sympathy is valued over knowledge by most.

People don't care what you know, until they know that you care!

by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021

care police

A police organization formed for people who do not want to hear others whine about meaningless and random occurences that happen in their boring lives.

Lit. Teacher: "Hamlet can either be described as sane or insane and this all depends on how you interpret his actions in the play."

Me: "Wow... Someone call the care police."
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----o--------CARE-POLICE----@)
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by Thomas E. Peay September 15, 2004

care-o-meter

A fictional object, normally sarcastically used in a situation where you could say "care" or "cares", too, but need something a little more unexpected/fresh.

Ben: We lost the softball game.
Justin: Oh, my care-o-meter's off the charts.

Janice: My grandmother just died.
Cody: Beep! Beep! Sorry, that's just my care-o-meter going off.
Janice: *quiet sobbing*

by Cwall4 April 28, 2007

care bear bop

The act of a male masturbating while watching the Care Bears cartoon TV series with the ultimate goal of timing his ejaculation with the Care Bear Stare (when they shoot the light out of their stomachs).

Nate and I showed up a little early to pick up Travis to go get some wings and beer and apparently we should have knocked first. We caught him doing the Care Bear Bop. He was so focused on trying to spoo during the Care Bear Stare he didn't even see us come in. Nate finally got his attention when he started throwing up a little in his own mouth.

by torqueboy September 20, 2012

Care Plan

1)A bull shit assignment given to nursing students who have a lot of better things to do. Professors give these when they know the students don't have the time for it. Usually consists of at least 20 nursing diagnosis, and complete bull shit.

Joe: Fuck, i got this 20 page care plan to do.

Erin: Yeah me too, fuck those professors it's not like REAL nurses actually do these things... They just copy and paste.

by AliceBobCarol March 6, 2009

care factor

A term associated with one's ability to care about a certain situation.

Kiss ass: "Ray, my supervisor said that those reports you did will have to be resubmitted for approval."

Ray: "My Care Factor reads 3 point 2."

by yellercap May 14, 2005

Care Box

The place where comments you couldn't care less about are put.

Guy 1"Hey I just got a new job"
Guy 2 "yeah hang on a sec let me just put that in my care box"

by aloysballa March 13, 2011