1 - A person hopelessly addicted to caffeine
2 - A person who has consumed caffeine to the point of becoming non-functional
2 - A person who has consumed caffeine to the point of becoming non-functional
1 - "Dude, it's 10am and that's like your fifth cup of coffee!" "I know, I'm a caffiend and cannot function without it."
2 - "Dude! Did you see Rhonda? She talking 93 mph and started dancing in her cube!" "Yeah... She's a caffiend today."
2 - "Dude! Did you see Rhonda? She talking 93 mph and started dancing in her cube!" "Yeah... She's a caffiend today."
by Mighty Wombat September 13, 2013
Get the Caffiend mug.When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.
Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.
by Stoolie May 23, 2014
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That stuff was weaponized caffeine!
No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.
It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.
No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.
It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.
by Thorgeous January 6, 2012
Get the Weaponized Caffeine mug.The feeling that comes when you’re really exhausted but you’ve drank way too much caffeine and you’re split between nearly falling asleep and having the mental energy to run 5 marathons
“Dude drive me home I’m totally tripping on caffeine and will probably fall asleep before I get home”
“Dude don’t worry about falling asleep you could probably solve time travel in your current mental state”
“Dude don’t worry about falling asleep you could probably solve time travel in your current mental state”
by George Papadopolopodous December 22, 2019
Get the Tripping on Caffeine mug."A strong legal stimulant that is far more practical to snort in it's pure form than ingest by drinking disgusting, gut-wrenching coffee. Snorting caffeine produces an immediate energy rush and more intense buzz than drinking"
Very true. But remember, kids... If you want to snort pure caffeine, don't even consider crushing up a No-Doz and railing it... Eww... Talk about a nasty drip.
Very true. But remember, kids... If you want to snort pure caffeine, don't even consider crushing up a No-Doz and railing it... Eww... Talk about a nasty drip.
"Man, if it wasn't for me snorting caffeine instead of having the usual cup of coffee, I'd probably have gotten fired for not showing up to work in the mornings."
by SillyJessi July 27, 2008
Get the caffeine mug.When you've drunk so much caffeine that you become mildly to moderately dehydrated, resulting in a sensation similar to a hangover.
Caffeine, like alcohol, is a diuretic (a substance that makes you pee a lot), and much of the "hangover" symptoms -- nausea, vomiting, headache, dizziness, etc. -- are a result of being dehydrated.
The best way to avoid getting a caffeine (or alcohol) hangover is to not only limit your intake of caffeine or alcohol, but to also drink plenty of water, or better yet sports drinks like Powerade or Propel, to keep yourself hydrated while you party. You may look like a dork doing it, but you'll fare a lot better than your friends will in the morning.
Sports drinks are also the best and quickest hangover cure because they not only hydrate you, but replenish your electrolyte balance as well.
Caffeine, like alcohol, is a diuretic (a substance that makes you pee a lot), and much of the "hangover" symptoms -- nausea, vomiting, headache, dizziness, etc. -- are a result of being dehydrated.
The best way to avoid getting a caffeine (or alcohol) hangover is to not only limit your intake of caffeine or alcohol, but to also drink plenty of water, or better yet sports drinks like Powerade or Propel, to keep yourself hydrated while you party. You may look like a dork doing it, but you'll fare a lot better than your friends will in the morning.
Sports drinks are also the best and quickest hangover cure because they not only hydrate you, but replenish your electrolyte balance as well.
Jim had to stay up late last night for the Halo tournament, so he drank nothing but Full Throttle. I drank just as many cans, but I also drank a bottle of lemon Propel in between. He got the caffeine hangover, but I feel ready for another round.
by RDemonsBane March 28, 2009
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