buttcricket

A person who repeats the same shit over and over in a monotone droning voice. Buttcrickets lack all sense of logic and reason and rely on their incessant repetition in an attempt to drill their nonsensical points into the heads of their victims. Buttcrickets have been listed on the endangered species list.

Brian kept going on and on about the Patriots like the buttcricket he really is.

by sinz0ftheflesh April 24, 2016

buttlickian

someone who licks butts, also known as a 'buttlick'

lol ur a buttlickian...

by vivakhoaldsnlj August 11, 2006

chicago buttlicker

When a girl sings the song from the musical Chicago and proceeds to clean out your butt

Oh that girl was a Chicago buttlicker! She totally cleaned me out!

by Lovemuffinmclovin December 10, 2013

buttrock

Mid to late 70s rock music about getting drunk, smoking marijuana and screwing skanky women, women who might quite possibly have sexually transmitted diseases.

boston

by coldchicken23 November 2, 2003

buttrock screamo

A subdivision of screamo where the lead singer sounds like he is dying of lung cancer.

-A petal fallen
-the saddest landscape
etc.

Did you hear the new saddest landscape? It's straight buttrockin screamo, straight up!

by die all peacocks March 17, 2004

buttrock

buttrock is also referred to as cockrock and hair bands... The most amazing music to grace this earth and occured mostly in the 80's.

Rock you like a hurricanne.

you shook me all night long

"Wow did you see Ozzy bite the head off that bat? What a true buttrocker."

"That punk said he doesn't like buttrock, he sucks at life."

by Melissa-the buttrocker-D April 17, 2006

buttdick

Someone who is such a dick and an asshole that the two are combined for convenience and being able to kill two birds with one stone. Also, those that are labeled buttdicks are the kind of people who are so lame that it is not worth expending the mental energy to come up with two separate insults for their general state of being. Like my history, journalism, and public speaking teacher in highschool told me, "Why use two when one will do."

"I saw kip at the party last night. He was wearing his tevas with white socks, a tank top and some wrap around Oakley razors. He kept pulling off of a bottle of cheap tequila and slapping the ladies on the ass while saying, "hey babe, the name is Kip, in your case, you can call me the Kipper or something like that. Despite the fact that he is one of the biggest buttdicks on the planet, I noticed his mullett was filling in nicely."

by Martin Throttle November 23, 2006