buttered muffin

a pussy with cum in it

Is your muffin buttered ? would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin ? - buttered muffin

by Kode-Nik April 29, 2006

Beavis and Butthead

Best cartoon I ever watched. In my opinion it beat Family Guy by a margin.

Beavis and Butthead was MTV's only saving grace.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

Muffin Buttered

The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.

'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'

by Katehhh March 7, 2008

hot buttered cock

when a man goes to the movies with a date, purchases a popcorn, cuts a hole in the bottom of the tub and slips his erect penis through the hole into the popcorn with the hopes his date will reach in and grab a handful of 'hot buttered cock'!

i really fell for my boyfriend when he took me to the movies on our first date and suprised me with hot buttered cock.

by KalahW October 21, 2006

Buttered Meathole Surprise

a delicious dessert or form of anal sex or salad tossing.

Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.

Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.

by Blake Dinkle June 29, 2009

Beavis and Butthead

Most hillarious cartoons ever. A cartoon for (mostly) metal fans where they can live out maximum stupidity. A few episodes can give you more laughs than an entire season of whatever...

I watched only like 3 episodes of Beavis and Butthead but I laughed at it more than an entire season of South Park.

by mrconfusion87 June 23, 2004

beavis and butthead

Best cartoon ever. it proved complete and utter morons could be role models. Then the ultimate evil,MTV, took it off air. at least we still have King of the Hill...

MTV is full of bastard sellouts.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003