by ohiofriedchickenbitch2323 May 26, 2019
Butthurt 1: Being passive aggressive, silent, awkward, mad, raging, usually done all at the same time. Doing something causing someone to get mad then becoming quiet and ignoring you.
Butthurt 2: Being limp, in pain, need crutches. Having such hardcore butt sex that you walk limp for a week and a half.
Butthurt 2: Being limp, in pain, need crutches. Having such hardcore butt sex that you walk limp for a week and a half.
1: Cheryl ask you out on a date, you say "Yes." You then decide to not go. Cheryl then becomes butthurt.
2: You and your gay buds had hardcore butt sex. The next day your butt was hurting aka butthurt.
2: You and your gay buds had hardcore butt sex. The next day your butt was hurting aka butthurt.
by Senior Rams January 18, 2013
The process by which one absorbs any comment with butthurting intent. Upon absorption one charges their butthurtness over a period of time(hours, days, even weeks). This butthurtness is then released like a deadly epidemic causing butthurtness on an international scale.
Fuck you Sarah(Sarah Absorbs comment). Sarah spend two days loked up tormented by the comment. Sarah then goes on an evil fuck you spree causing butthurtness and global chaos.
by Anonymous February 01, 2003
A special feeling in the lower backside after it has been kicked or fucked. It is usually characterized by noisy whining and complaining after being owned.
by Ambassador of lulz September 01, 2009
Someone being offended to the point it feels like they just got anal raped . No amount of butthurt cream can sooth soreness.
by Warlike October 27, 2017
Butthurt is that special feeling in your ass after it's been kicked and/or fucked. It is a common ailment amongst losers on the internet. It is usually characterized by noisy whining and complaining after being pwnt or otherwise outdone in any minute and insignificant way. It was invented at least 100 years ago by Vlad the Impaler when he went crazy from living in a time without the internets. Today, butthurt occurs most commonly when you fall asleep with your friends and they, being your friends, decide it would be funny to sodomize you. Butthurt is also a primary generator of lulz on the internets and has produced many lolcows.
by tytheguy February 01, 2011
Huurrr durr y u so butthurt? I must be a comedic genius for saying that because I'm fucking British and don't give a shit.
by flytallerkin September 13, 2012