An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram
by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016
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Did you see Mark last night? He was standing above a dead deer with his dick out last night. I think he practices butlerism.
by PrimordialHomo June 4, 2018
Get the Butlerism mug.when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate
Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”
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