Bumski

A lazy man that sits on his ass cheeks all day and pretends to do work well telling people what to do and shooting down awes poss pa gosh ideas.

I told Kram I wanted to go skydiving over Niagara Falls well delivering a baby and smoking a cigar but per usual he was playing the role of the "bumski."

by Stepholii August 26, 2013

Busking

The exquisite art of pretending you are looking for something to do at work whilst actually having fuck all to do. Avoiding management intervention by appearing to assist colleagues with their work.

Hey John what do you fucking want you busker get out of here and do some real work stop your busking.

by Razorcharlie March 10, 2015

bumpkin man

A bumpkin boy that has recently had sexual relations with a women, for the first time.

Bumpkin Boy had sex with a women?!
Well congratulations Bumpkin Man!

by SteezusClaus April 18, 2008

bumkin

Used to describe someone from the country in Australia who lives in the outback. A bumkin wears raggy clothes and a raggy old hat.

Jackson Brownie from townsville is a bumkin.

You fucking bumkin, give back my hay.

by Mr Agnew November 12, 2006

Royal Bumpkin

When a man is getting head from a girl and he shits on her chest while she is doing this.

Michael gave the royal bumpkin to that fine bitch named Aisha last night.

by Shitbomber April 19, 2009

country bumpkin

A hardworking person who lives outside town and speaks with a long, soft Southern drawl.

And I said "Hello country bumpkin, how's the frost out on the pumpkin? I've seen some sights and man you're something. Where'd you come from country bumpkin?"

by Dylanv April 17, 2006

Bumpkin

The process of snorting a line of cocaine off a males erected penis while he is taking a shit.

"Yo, you're never gonna believe this but Jackie just gave me a bumpkin" - Jessie

by DirkDiggler91 June 6, 2014