licked a bum's ass

A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.

A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.

Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.

by B. Cilfone October 27, 2008

Gummy Cum Bum (Gatling Ass Style)

The act of inserting Gummy bears into the Arsehole of your lover. Perform the act of Rimming and finger blast the arse until air build up has been achieved. They will exhale gas, then let the Gatling Ass effect comence.

Gummy Cum Bum (Gatling Ass Style)
Last night I Inserted Gummy bears into Neildini's Ass and finger blasted him until he shot them out his ass like a Gatling gun! Fire in the hole!

by Soulprowler January 14, 2026

lazy bum asses

When a person doesn't do shit but go to the Huddle House at 2 o'clock in the mo or sleeps instead of going to class.

Beth, Jessie, and Christina are lazy bum asses.

by Jessie and Christina March 31, 2009

bum assery

It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.

I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.

by The worst definitions of 2021 February 3, 2021

Bumass

It's a term you use if somebody is being mad annoying and/or talking shit.

Jordan: look at u with ur uglay ass
Me: stfu bumass nigga

Jordan: She just called me a bumass

by eminemloverr15 March 20, 2014

bumass

something or someone that resembles something bumlike

yo that shirt is mad bumass. I bet he found that shit in a dumpster

by banglasoup January 19, 2011

Bumass

A person who is ignorant, hard headed, idiotic or stupid. This person is likely not going to listen to your advices.

Person 1: Aye imma go for her...
Person 2: The fuck nigga. That motherfucker hella ugly.
Person 1: She got ass tho... imma just cover her face while I skeet my dick in that fine ass.
Person 2: Nigga you a bumass.

by Wavepapi69 May 17, 2019