shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger

The hands down greatest type of burger to ever exist. It consists of all the usual burger ingredients (mayo, onions, pickles, tomatoes, lettuce and ketchup) but with the addition of, about a cup of chocolate sauce, one full can of cat food, and some Parmesan cheese. As the chef, (Matt Wattson of Supermega) puts it. "This is the chefs special, the Shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger.

as Ryan Magee said once he ate the burger. "BLAGHGHGHG! EWWWWWW, fuck! FUCK YOU MATT! FUCK YOU. THIS FUCKING SHIT SUCKS. I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU! YOUR A FUCKING DICK! This stuipid shelmons big bang bazinga bing bong burger tastes like shit!

by McBikmik April 30, 2019

Burger King Guy

Black Rights Activist and Burger Man, MLKs Grandson and flies on planes a lot to spread his message.

Wow! Burger King Guy is my Idol!

by routerlmao April 18, 2021

Budger

v. (am.) The act of a female to harrass, annoy and disrupt the peaceful thoughts and quality of life of a defenseless male with incessant verbal badgering.

My mother/wife/daughter/niece/girlfriend budgered me so much on Sunday morning that I had to sneak into the woods to read the newspaper.

by Botendaddy May 25, 2011

Back Pocket Bulge

The bump in the back pants pocket that results from a man having a lot of cash money in his wallet.

Ladies, when it comes to the back pocket bulge, size DOES matter.

You know what they say about big shoes...
He's got a big back pocket bulge

by notoriousLOG September 17, 2012

burger king foot lettuce

the last thing you'd want

Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce, the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungus.

by HanSolosPies February 10, 2018

Square Bulge

When the outline of your phone sticks out of your front pants pocket

Ryan got a double square bulge in his jeans when he had to hold on to his wife's phone for her.

by strikerg September 5, 2018

Joe Burger

The funny word you get when you combine a name with Joe in it: Joe Biden/Joe Mama/... with hamburger.

Person 1: Hey I know something funny!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: If you combine Joe biden/Joe Mama/... with hamburger, you get the funny word Joe Burger!
Person 2: WE'VE HAD THIS EXACT CONVERSATION 8 TIMES NOW IN THE PAST 13 MINUTES COULD YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

by Flapje July 2, 2021