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by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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Burford

Will steal your girl because they are Alpha as fuck!!!
Oh man I'm such a cuck, but that Alpha over there is a total Burford
by Snickersimpishly April 23, 2020
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Buford

Buford is one of the hottest people you’ll ever know. In fact, he probably is the hottest person you know. He’s the kind of guy you’ll never forget, whether it be from his jokes, his looks, or his amazing sandwiches. If you are dating a Buford, just know that you are one of the luckiest girls/guys in the world.
Girl 1: WHAT!?! How’d you get yourself a Buford?!
Girl 2: Pure luck. I think I am officially the luckiest human I know.
Girl 1: *sighs with jealousy*
by Violet16 October 26, 2017
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Buford Gene

The Buford Gene was discovered in 2007 by Dr. Schlossenger Beaufort in Austria. It is located on chromosomes 6 and 9 between the URA3 and LYS2 loci. The Buford gene has been determined to promote 5-fluoro-orotic acid (FOA) and a-aminoadipic acid (aAA) production. These chemicals are responsible for "awesomeness" in an individual by encouraging comfort in common situations as well as the ability to rise to all occasions. It also inhibits the production of b-galactosidase which is responsible for "lameness" in individuals. This gene has yet to be successfully cloned, as the Buford Gene can only be expressed from the original. The only known methods of obtaining the Buford Gene is through sexual reproduction with a known carrier.
The Buford Gene is responsible for all awesomeness in the world
by Qurtis1 June 25, 2010
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Buford

Dude! Stop trimming your Buford in the shower! Clean up after you shave your Buford
by Nick Piotrowski April 2, 2020
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bafford

man that birds bafford stunk or she had a right hairy gifford or id pull her knickers down and blow a raspberry on her prat
by sausage head April 24, 2008
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buford two step

also known in the south as the okie doke or scam
"Man he got me when i got home the stuff didn't even look real"
by EEdouble June 3, 2016
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