Buffalo is a drinking game that you can only play if you agree to play for life. There's no blood contract, but there might as well be. The rules are as follow:
-A buffalo player must always hold his or her drink
in his or her non-dominant hand. If you are ambidextrous you must declare a hand of choice prior to entering the game (for life).
-a failure to follow the first rule results in the ability for another buffalo player to call "BUFFALO!" on you. At this point you must chug your entire beer.
-There are many caveats. If a beer is in your dominant hand and also placed on a table or on your shoulder, or if you manage to inconspicuously touch your drink with any part of your non-dominant hand, then if "BUFFALO" is called it doesn't count. This is known as a "false buffalo," and the offending false accuser must then chug their beer.
-Another occasion in which the "false buffalo" rule can be invoked is if you are double fisting. This creates many interesting scenarios, as you can attempt to trick people by holding a beer in your dominant hand while holding one in your other hand also, perhaps under the table, behind your back, maybe in the pocket of a hoodie. Both beers must be open and must contain at least some beer for it to be a "false buffalo," otherwise youve been the victim of a legit buffalo call. Inducing a false buffalo is generally more respected than calling a successful one.
-Athletes may wish to incorporate "water buffalo" to stay hydrated.
-A buffalo player must always hold his or her drink
in his or her non-dominant hand. If you are ambidextrous you must declare a hand of choice prior to entering the game (for life).
-a failure to follow the first rule results in the ability for another buffalo player to call "BUFFALO!" on you. At this point you must chug your entire beer.
-There are many caveats. If a beer is in your dominant hand and also placed on a table or on your shoulder, or if you manage to inconspicuously touch your drink with any part of your non-dominant hand, then if "BUFFALO" is called it doesn't count. This is known as a "false buffalo," and the offending false accuser must then chug their beer.
-Another occasion in which the "false buffalo" rule can be invoked is if you are double fisting. This creates many interesting scenarios, as you can attempt to trick people by holding a beer in your dominant hand while holding one in your other hand also, perhaps under the table, behind your back, maybe in the pocket of a hoodie. Both beers must be open and must contain at least some beer for it to be a "false buffalo," otherwise youve been the victim of a legit buffalo call. Inducing a false buffalo is generally more respected than calling a successful one.
-Athletes may wish to incorporate "water buffalo" to stay hydrated.
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a very simple drinking game that can be understood and played by all. the rules are simple: if you take a drink with your dominant hand, and if another person notices this and calls "buffalo", you must chug the rest of your drink. no exceptions.
man 1: (takes drink with right hand)
man 2: buffalo!
man 1: shit. (chugs drink)
man 1: (takes drink with left hand)
man 2: buffalo!
man 1: fucker, i'm right handed
man 2: buffalo!
man 1: shit. (chugs drink)
man 1: (takes drink with left hand)
man 2: buffalo!
man 1: fucker, i'm right handed
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Get the Buffalo mug.An active slow motorist within a pack of slow driving motorists on a public roadway. As derived from the name of the undesired animal, the term specifically means a rather undesired slow driver that is insistent on fighting for the belief that one is able to drive at fairly unreasonable slow speeds without considering the negative impact for following parties of drivers. Currently, the media and law enforcement agencies refuse to comment on this situation. Buffalos are a fairly common occurrence in the United States today, being present at select hours of the day on major roadway routes. While figures are not official, a significant percentage of United States road rage is created from the activities of the Buffalo.
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