term given to a sexually active male that displays the ability to bruise vagina's in the process of sexual intercourse.
Person A: "Dude, my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was a real cunt bruiser."
Person B: "How can you tell?"
Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
Person B: "How can you tell?"
Person A: "Better question, how can't you? Ever seen Saw II?"
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This is a car game,but instead of spotting volkswagen beetles,you're spotting pt cruisers. When a pt cruiser is spotted,you slug somebody in the car and say 'pt cruiser bruiser red'.
Fred and tom were driving down the interstate and fred spotted a blue pt cruiser. He slugged tom in the arm and hollered 'pt cruiser bruiser blue'.
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Get the bruise knee bitch mug.She came in to the cafeteria after x period and I noticed a bruise on her neck, thigh, and foot. I realized then either she got her ass jumped after she left or I'm gonna get my ass beat after I leave the cafe
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Get the Bruise mug.To have one's feelings hurt in a sissyfied manner. To be become over emotional in a feminine manner, similar to a "bitch baby". Most effective when used toward another male peer, and or a male subordinate.
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