brown ballerina 

When wiping ones arse after a particularly sloppy turd
your finger pushes through the paper and into your mess
resulting in what looks like a brown ballerina

"bloody hell cherie, we gotta stop buying this cheap
toilet paper! this is my second brown ballerina today!"

brown ballerina by woms May 12, 2007

brown bricks 

moin craf

brown bricks in moin craf...

brown bricks by BROWN BRICKS IN MOIN CRAF November 6, 2017

Brown the Chicken 

To indulge in condomless Anal Sex with a loving companion, wife or casual acquaintance of indeterminate sexual preference and/or rather questionable morality.

"I say it's starting to smell likes it drying out back there" quieried young Oscar presently.
"Don't you worry my lad, you Brown the Chicken very nicely I assure you and I feel the basting coming on soon enough" replied the Arch Deacon of Tilfords Pump.

Excerpt taken from The Legend of Paul Whicker the tall Vicar, Fallen Angel Press, Soho, London. 1888.

Brown the Chicken by Big Hungry Iain, Fairdown. July 10, 2020

50 shades of brown 

Rusty acts of bdsm

That chick that works in accounting supposedly is way into 50 shades of brown and prefers her kinks to be rust inspired.

50 shades of brown by sbp1029 November 5, 2013

Pabst Brown Ribbon

The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way

Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail

Pabst Brown Ribbon by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011

explode brown 

Dating from one of the wars of the last century, a recommendation to "explode brown" is a request to stuff a grenade up your own ass and pull the pin.

"Harry, you worthless git! When are you going to explode brown and save the Jerries, or your own men (should they be so brave), the trouble of putting you out of our collective miseries?"

explode brown by Bezzle Bedeviled May 13, 2016

morning brown 

It's coffee, ya' fuck.

Get yourself a cup of Morning Brown.

morning brown by Falland November 16, 2020