broncitis

A breathing-difficulty caused by saddle-breaking wild horses, either because you spend too much time at it, or because you're just not "cut out for it" physically.

Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed that the Broncitis was a dinosaur that soon became extinct because it coughed a lot. Maybe what actually happened was that its lungs got totally worn out from wheezingly/lumberingly chasing after the speedy prehistoric wild horses who preferred not to become said dino's lunch.

by QuacksO June 3, 2019

Brochitis

The medical term for when a bro hangs out with his bros too much, loses his sanity, and doesn't know who he is anymore.

The bro only wanted a house party for one night, since they wouldn't leave he now has Brochitis.

by FryBanshee October 22, 2019

Bongchitis

A condition usually caused by smoking too many bongs filled with kryptochronicunilight and may last several days or weeks.

Man.... my Bongchitis is KILLING me!!!

by Josh and Lance March 18, 2008

Bongchitis

When you get sick smoking out of a bong.

Dude I don't feel so good after last night's smoke sesh- I think I got bongchitis!!

by chingispamwich October 24, 2014

Bongchitis

When you hit the bong too harshly and your lungs start to feel like they are collapsing for 20 minutes strait

I got bongchitis, ain’t nobody got time for that.

by ciaramoore00 June 19, 2018

Bronchiasaurus

The apparent weight on the lungs of a COVID-19 sufferer.

With no ventilator available, straining for breath, it felt as if he had a Bronchiasaurus on his chest.

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

bongchitis

A raspy and dry, tickly and chesty cough entrenched near the top of your chest caused by smoking marijuana from a bingeroo

Jim - Bro why u coughing so much?
Jake - My bad bro all these bowls are giving me bongchitis
Jim - Switch to j’s bro give the lungs a break
Jake - maybe bro, but after this bowl

Jim - yea facts let me get one too tho

by Bootsnsuitsnfruitsnloops September 11, 2022