The projectile snot splat

The sound snot makes as it exits the nasal passages and hits 1 or 2 ply paper at full force.

You can tell when it's coming by a loud SNORT beforehand. Similar to the flash of a nuclear bomb.

Common with sick people and 5 year olds.

"I dropped a can of soup and I swear it sounded like the projectile snot splat Lesly made last week."

by SeventhSandwich[BL] January 30, 2010

The Cara Projectile

after having sex with an unappealing women, she aims to spew your sperm at u from her vagina, once this sperm hits your skin it causes hurtful rashes which eventually turn to bruises

Warning: do not let The Cara Projectile hit your neck or else it will look like a hickey gone horribly wrong, your only excuse is a judo choke hold

by Hargil April 12, 2007

Projectile Menstruation

1. A condition a female endures as she nears menopause. The uterus violently and unexpectly expels the endometrial lining and large clots of blood overflow two super plus tampons AND a maxi pad every hour.
2. A term used by women in peri-menopause when their period is so overwhelming that you soak your clothes, socks, shoes and possibly the carpet.
3. Result of the condition "Adenomyosis"
4. Any menstrual flow where blood overwhelms any feminine product, usually in the form of large clots, and anything you are wearing, sitting on or standing on might be ruined.

"I'll never wear white pants again due to projectile menstruation."
"I know, I can't wait for menopause."

by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015

projectile laugh

making someone laugh so hard they vomit from the physical exertion

Cort laughed so hard, she projectile laughed onto her shirt and had to change it.

by GammaK July 9, 2016

Projectile nut disease

When you instantly and can't control it and unnamed person gets big sad

BEN HAS PROJECTILE NUT DISEASE

by Big chinchilla dad April 3, 2019

Projectile Cum

When you masturbate so much that cum shoots everywhere, even to china.

Daddy chill you're projectile cumming every where

by BigDaddy_69_420 December 4, 2020

Projectile cumming

When you cum as far as you can.

"I've been drinking a lot of water and preparing to beat my personal distance record in projectile cumming"

by Megawreckindaddyhitler May 8, 2021