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Broment

A term used to describe a man when he is a borderline "bro" (i.e. into DMB, driving yellow bajas, natty ice, chilling with other bros, and possible closeted homosexuality") but has considerable attributes to refute his bro-status.
Sara: Dan is good looking, but I'm concerned he's a "bro", as that is not attractive to me.

Caitlin: Don't worry Sara. Dan has his broments, but he's definitely cool.


"Don't mind Joel, he's just having a broment"
by cdawgg October 23, 2008
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blogumentation

When something that should have documentation in one document is instead documented over blog posts that are incomplete or hard to find and often spread over different blogs.
Dude, I can't figure out how to make this work! - have you googled for the blogumentation?
by c3nder July 11, 2011
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Bargument

A confrontation, physical or verbal, stemming from or taking place at an establishment that serves alcohol.
The drunk guy started a bargument with the bouncer and got dropped in the ally
by Tyler Durden December 3, 2003
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Brogent

An upper class establishment of Bro’s who consider the regular Bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion. A Brogent still abides by the Bro code whilst doing so with a sense of style and cavalier not often displayed by the average Bro.

A Brogent is by no means a Gentleman of old – As he is by no means a Bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.

A Brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 - As daring as a high five at a funeral – As charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… Whilst being as composed as William Shatner on a cigarette break – As assuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as Sean Connery fucking the queen.

A Brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. He will do so with proper pronunciation using an old English vernacular for some reason.
why is gregg wearing a top hat and hitting on chicks with a shakespearean accent whilst administering kegstands?

didn't you know, he's a brogent
by FeralOni January 4, 2011
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broment

"IT"S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE"
A total broment
by publicmasturbater March 21, 2009
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broment

a moment where a man shares a story pertaining to a sexual conquest to his males counterparts and they love it.
Chad: "So what did you do last night?"
Todd: "I was fingerblasting this breezy last night..."
Chad: "Hold up... pause that shit... we need to have a broment..."
by Fingerblast December 8, 2007
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blogument

tr.v.; To document in the form of a weblog.
We thoroughly blogumented the details of our trip.

See also: blargument
by Michael Rudd September 30, 2007
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