breasted chicken

Pressing one's exposed scrotum up against a glass door or window for others to view.

Trevor was disappointed by his pay raise, and decided to treat the board meeting to his breasted chicken.

by unit1of1 March 13, 2014

Bloasted

Bloasted is a term used for post-marijuana smoking.

"Dude, Im totally bloasted"

by Axeface May 27, 2009

breasted

Female

John said, "I am currently dating a breasted person named Mary."

by Sir Rantsalot December 6, 2009

double breasted

Having more tits than brains, usually do to implants

"Chesty Love" with her 56FFs was the most double breasted woman around

by greenguy253 December 7, 2009

brasted

being so drunk that you fall on your face, break your teeth, and have to get braces.

I was brasted at Bajas last night.

by wasted, drunk, blacked out May 31, 2014

Double Breasted Jack It

When you take your penis back and forth between a girls tits. AKA Titty Fucking

This girl with great tits let me try on the Double Breasted Jack It with her. I hope she has a good dry cleaner because we may have got some stains on it.

by OneShot August 7, 2012

brasted

When an Asian is high as fuck, and starts to make fun of the way Asians talk, since Asians can't really say the letter "L" in most cases.

Oh shit, I am brasted. Pass me that brunt.

by General Tso is High October 19, 2015