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Brightly colored jeans

A wide assortment of pants worn by middle schoolers oddly colored neon blue, red, pink, white, etc.
Foreskin: Did you see those brightly colored jeans?

Meatus: Yeah they're really dumb because no one person even thought of wearing them. They are only worn by people who want to fit in with the cool kids.
by Andrew Doan. October 2, 2009
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britney spears circa 1999

Explaining Britney Spears around 1999 when she was popular / skinny / hot etc.
your gonna look soo hot like Britney Spears circa 1999
by Sexxxxy Cleopatra June 13, 2006
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britney

a very sweet girl,possibly the sweetest most generous girl you will ever meet,very loving and always there to help out when you need her.makes the best friend anyone can have.very sexy girl with loads of potential.
has the best smile ive ever seen....soooo attractive.mostly brunettes and beautiful with eyes that can light up any room she walks into.have great fasion style and never boring always the life of the party.honest and loyal she will never tell your secrets and will always be there for her family and her friends.can be shy till you get to know her then look out here comes britney..
guy dammmm mate who dat sexy chick

guy 2 with an ass like dat it has to be britney
by lovelyleggyblonde February 4, 2010
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Brittney

Brittney-- a name that makes a girl who she is...she is often beautiful, wise and outgoing. She can be your best friend or your worst enemy. Has a good sense of humor and often mistaken for being fake. She can keep up with anyone, the boys, the goody too-shoes, and the jones'. Pretty package inside and out. Takes care of herself and the people she loves. She works hard and plays even harder. Never under estimate the power of a Brittney, for you will be shocked at her capabilities! Guys love us and girls hate us!!!
Brittney is beautiful elegant sexxy tight ass keeps it real
by mystiqchik June 22, 2010
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Brightest tool in the shed

When someone fucks up ither telling someone they arent the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest lightbulb in the box
Stupid Ass Friend: Hey, you're not the brightest tool in the shed are you! LOL
Me: Stupid fuck
by Josh Jeffery May 28, 2007
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Brightoned

When a person takes something of yours and never returns it, even after constant reminders.
Hey, what happened to some of your games?
Jimmy brightoned them from me.
by Comon October 30, 2009
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Britney

A Britney is a person who is nice,caring,funny,awesome and will always care for you and make sure you are okay
by Lol216636 November 22, 2019
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