breeding between the lines

Young single mums with mixed race kids and no father because he`s legged it off to Hackney, Brixton or any other place he can easily go to ground.

"crikey Rob, see the state of that one heaving onto the bus with the Farmfood bags and the buggy?"

"oh aye Dan, she`s been breeding between the lines for sure"

by Upper Class Twit 2 February 5, 2008

floody breezing

to decribe the weather politely in front of your grandparents

its floody breezing outside today

by snuffles October 16, 2004

sea-breezing

When a woman does not wear underwear. The female equivalent to free-balling.

Jane was totally sea-breezing under her mini skirt. I was excited.

by Liz McSauce December 21, 2008

breeding age

Crude term describing the age range that females are able to menstruate and make babies thus are considered attractive or available; also know as bleeding age...from about 13-50 years of age.

I been courting girls of breeding age cuz then they is legal.

Them old crows over yonder is past bleeding age...darn.

by thedzone October 4, 2009

selective breeding

When a farmer tosses off a male cow and gets the jizz and injects it into a female cow.

Guy: Hey babe lets do some selective breeding.
Girl: What...?
Guy: You can be my farmer and i'll be the cow.
Girl: Ooh okay...

by tagme246 February 28, 2008

Trap Breeding

The act of a woman to force a man to stay with her through intentionally getting pregnant by poking holes in condoms, no longer taking the pill, or some other mode of deception.

Dude 1: Yo man, you here what happened to Fred?

Dude 2: Yeah, that crazy bitch caught him with some trap breeding!

Dude 1: His next 18 years are gonna be expensive as shit!

by The Definitioneer September 8, 2010

breuning

An act of extreme douchebaggery, normally denying someone even the most fundamental of rights. Originated in a Minnesota high school. Often used after being caught breaking a rule that makes no sense.

Teacher: No, no hats in class, give it to me now and go talk to the principle.
Alex: Stop being such a breuning, it's not doing anyone any harm.

by Hooch P February 26, 2009