Breeders are those that choose to have children and get state handouts, extra days off work, preference for choosing their holidays, all at the expense of us who choose not to breed.
I don't want to see photos of your ugly off spring, hear about how clever/funny/cute they are and I certainly don't appreciate you passing their infections on to me.
by fubarderby November 28, 2004
1. People who feel it is their need to pop out as many children as they can, even if they don't have the money to do so. People who actually work for a living are generally the ones who pay for their little sprogs. They also try to claim that it is selfish to NOT want children! Needless to say, they are not very bright.
2. They are usually pro-life people.
2. They are usually pro-life people.
by 1001 October 11, 2003
n. pejorative term for a heterosexual person, especially one who lives in a "traditional" relationship with children or who aspires to do so in the future
1. Normal person: Wait jeff, you're a breeder? You fuck chicks dude?
2. Sally: Oh that sarah chick is such a breeder, she's only been with that guy 3 months and they're already engaged!
Laura: Don't act like you aren't a hetero yourself
Sally: ....
Laura: Look I don't have a problem with it, just don't flaunt it in public you get me? Think of the children
2. Sally: Oh that sarah chick is such a breeder, she's only been with that guy 3 months and they're already engaged!
Laura: Don't act like you aren't a hetero yourself
Sally: ....
Laura: Look I don't have a problem with it, just don't flaunt it in public you get me? Think of the children
by 2ddyke September 11, 2018
A heterosexual. A carbon footprint enhancer. That group of humans most responsible for global warming, deforestation and a depletion of the ozone layer. A propagator.
by maximo hudson January 27, 2009
A heterosexual person. Formerly, this was an insult used by the gay community; it is now mostly used by straight people in a lighthearted vein to (mistakenly) show that they are down with gays and familiar with the culture.
Hey, we're throwing a barbecue next Saturday, and we'd love it if you could come. That is, if you don't mind hanging out with a bunch of breeders all day! Ha ha!
by Branddobbe March 18, 2007
a fat hillbilley who has mutiple kids and is overweight. one can usually find a breeder around the 1st of the month at wal-mart cashing thier ssi checks, using thier food-stamps and or planning thier next accidental child. it is a rule among breeders that they are all related to kid rock and willie nelson in one way or another
man on cell phone: yes dear i picked picked up the red mini blinds i am just waiting on a fat breeder to pay for her groceries.
wife on the phone: what is taking so long?
man on phone: well this cow is trying to use her food stamps to but a pack of smokes, o great now she is going through all 11 of her kids to see which one knows the pin for her food stamp card. wait she found it, its tattooed on her right thigh, right above her kid rock tat
wife on the phone: what is taking so long?
man on phone: well this cow is trying to use her food stamps to but a pack of smokes, o great now she is going through all 11 of her kids to see which one knows the pin for her food stamp card. wait she found it, its tattooed on her right thigh, right above her kid rock tat
by bobzombie January 11, 2009
by Heckich November 4, 2003